Fun & Leisure

Hmm...., Getting bored by reading all the mess on Internet.. Time to refresh yourself.Checkout some of these humour lines on linux well said by linuxers...

FUNNY QUOTES ON LINUX

 

1) "Linux is user friendly, it's just picky about its friends" - ?

2) Linus Torvalds said "software is like sex, its better when its free"..
 

3) The Linux philosophy is "laugh in the face of danger". Oops. Wrong one. "Do it yourself". That's it.                      ~ Linus Torvalds

4) What's this script do?
unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep

5) "What happens when you read some doc and either it doesn't answer your question or is demonstrably wrong? In Linux, you say "Linux sucks" and go read the code. In Windows/Oracle/etc you say "Windows sucks" and start banging your head against the wall."
                                               ~ Denis Vlasenko on lkml

6) "Real men don't use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies." 

                                                                                           ~ Linus Torvalds

7) Most good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program.
                                                       ~ Linus Torvalds

8) "... being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new turret, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily removed the floor under your bed."

       ~ Unix for Dummies, 2nd Edition (Found in the .sig of Rob Riggs)

9) Why use Windows, since there is a door?
                         ~ fachat@galileo.rhein-neckar.de, Andre Fachat

10) "Linux: the operating system with a CLUE...
Command Line User Environment".
                           ~ seen in a posting in comp.software.testing

11) In my opinion MS is a lot better at making money than it is at making good operating systems.
                                                       ~ Linus Torvalds

12) People enjoy the interaction on the Internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting: that's how some software projects are born.
                                                       ~ Linus Torvalds

13) Non-technical questions sometimes don't have an answer at all.
                                                       ~ Linus Torvalds

14) That's what makes Linux so good: you put in something, and that effort multiplies. It's a positive feedback cycle.
                                                      ~ Linus Torvalds 

 
15) "The difference between Microsoft and 'Jurassic Park': In one, a crazy businessman makes a lot of money with beasts that should be extinct. The other one is a film."

16) "There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't."

17) "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."                              

                                                           ~ Rich Cook

18) "The box said 'Required Windows 95 or better'. So, I installed LINUX."